Here’s Victoria Beckhma at Heathrow Airport in an Nazi inspired outfit. Besides the ridiculous outfit, Victoria’s ridiculous funbag looks like they’re about to jump off her chest or pop like a pimple. That would be something I’d like to see and who knows maybe taste… Anyone try silicone?
Here’s Victoria Beckham doing her best to blend in to the masses the other day wearing a casual nondescript dominatrix slash nazi officer uniform on her way to catch a flight out of LAX. I’m pretty sure you can get this outfit at Old Navy for under forty bucks in case anyone’s interested. I have to hand it to the paparazzi, they’re good, it’s amazing they somehow managed to pick her out of the crowd. Good work.
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Here’s a new Victoria Beckham Armani ad demonstrating a fun and interesting sex position, or at least its what I think it is. I haven’t had my girlfriend in this position yet, but if she’s reading this she knows what to expect tonight.
It must be my lucky day because Victoria Beckham is giving us a peak at her perfectly shaped tennis balls. I don’t think they make boobs like that anymore, but I wished they did because nothing excites me more than playing follow the bouncing balls. Try it the next time you see a middle aged chick with a bad boob job, the entertainment could be endless!
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I don’t exactly know what I’m looking at here, I believe it’s a few pictures of Victoria Beckham getting into a car but I can’t be sure. The horizontal stripes on her dress are mesmerizing me, I feel a little car sick, it’s like looking at one of those magic eye posters from the early 90’s where you have to let your eyes go out of focus and you see things like penguins on an ice flow. In this case I see two massive fake boobs.
I’ve done a lot of Rotten Tuna post’s over the last month or so but this is a first. I don’t know exactly what look Victoria Beckham is trying to pull off here but it’s not working. She looks like some sort of Nazi officer strip-o-gram, she’s even carrying her stripper bag filled with thongs and tassels and other stripper goodies. She’s actually making me a little nervous, I’m going to hide in the attic.
I’m aware that these pictures aren’t very exciting, same old same old, Victoria Beckham’s boobs all dolled up for a night out on the town without me. But I’ve had a big crush on those things for quite some time now so I post them any chance I get. Besides, they’re too good for me anyways, it would never work out between the three of us, one of us will get jealous and the whole thing will become awkward. It’s better this way. Look at her massive diamond ring, that things bigger than one of my testicles. ÂÂ
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